My ceiling is called a popcorn ceiling. This is what it looks like:
This is what actual popcorn looks like:
I do not think that my popcorn ceiling looks like actual popcorn. I doubt that I am alone here.
Corn undergoes extraordinary torture to become popcorn.
Peaceful kernels of corn are shot with blistering heat and radiation. Their guts explode in fluffy carnage.
Here's a before and after photo: