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Wednesday, September 1, 2010


My ceiling is called a popcorn ceiling. This is what it looks like:

This is what actual popcorn looks like:

I do not think that my popcorn ceiling looks like actual popcorn. I doubt that I am alone here.

Corn undergoes extraordinary torture to become popcorn.

Peaceful kernels of corn are shot with blistering heat and radiation. Their guts explode in fluffy carnage.

Here's a before and after photo:


  1. Extraordinary torture never tasted so good.

  2. WOAH! I couldn't tell a difference between the pictures... but then I scrolled down. jk but I do know that I want popcorn now. Nom. Nom. Nom.

  3. I have often thought the same thing about popcorn ceilings...who the hell came up with that name?

  4. It's not torture, it's transfiguration. It now has a better life.