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Showing posts with label Chinese Food. Show all posts
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Thursday, September 9, 2010

Trapped

I went to a Chinese buffet today.

There was a tiled artificial pond in which several goldfish swam. They looked up at me, curious, as I approached. Here they are:


I've heard that goldfish have a memory of three seconds. I think that's just long enough to learn that you're trapped in a tile prison, in the middle of a restaurant in Southern California.

Here is a video. You can see the revelation, and their dawning horror, before both are promptly forgotten:






Two seconds of confusion followed by one second of terror, repeated for a lifetime.