We now have seats for our bowel movements. They are usually sparkling white, like this one:
As far as I can tell, this has not been done for comic effect.
We have these, too:
Soft paper we use to wipe the excrement from us.
More curious still is the object to the left. A waxy screen, placed over the rim of the toilet. This is to protect us from any stray bacteria left by earlier visitors. I use one every time.
A simple lightbulb no longer suffices. We now have mood lighting:
It lends the process an ambiance which would be absent otherwise. Often, speakers play adult contemporary music at a volume that is audible but unobtrusive.
Perhaps we have brought additional amenities into the modern bathroom, and perhaps they need electricity. This possibility, too, has been foreseen:
The need is met by an extra light socket.
The most unsavory moment of your day can now be savored.